Re: Yo Koppa, Where You At? (UPDATED)
So a weasel or ferret or whatever the new mascot of St. Patricks Day or something? Posted by Beer Batter
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Could someone please explain this post to me? Posted by Alison Hallett
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@alison "Koppa is a talking weasel from the Mystery Dungeon: Shiren the Wanderer series. Koppa acts as the voice of Shiren, as Shiren is a silent protagonist." I hope this clears things up. Somehow....
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@kiala I got exactly that far in my googling. It cleared up nothing. Posted by Alison Hallett
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I second Alison. What does this mean? Posted by Dave Bow
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I think Nex has finally gone over the edge. Posted by ujfoyt
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"find a half-naked ferret" Did you find my account on tube8.com? Posted by Graham
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You know, if blogtown posters get paid by the comment, Nex is winning here. Posted by Matthew D
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Yeah, but sadly we get paid by the crow's foot. Thus, since I'm the youngest and prettiest member of the Merc's writing stable, I get paid in "opportunities to sleep without being shanked" whereas...
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That would explain why you were up at 4am. You knew if you didn't post something you were going to wake up dead, so you came up with this "thing" (for lack of a better word.) Posted by Matthew D
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Hey now Sonny Jim! I was awake at 4AM because I've been trying to kill my brain with consciousness! It's the same reason why I've only slept 6 hours in the last 92! Confusing my self-destructive...
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